Ok, let's start by those ones...they're COOOOOL:)
~If u r tooo open minded ur brains will fall out
~Age is a very high price 2 pay 4 maturity
~Artificial intelligence is no match 4 natural stupidity
~If u have 2 choose between 2 evils, pick the one u've never tried b4
~My idea of house cleaning is 2 sweep the room with a glance
~It's easier 2 get forgiveness than permission (i use this one now:))
~Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
~If u look like ur passport picture, u probably need the trip
~A conscience is what hurts u when all ur other parts feel so good
~Men r from earth. Women r from earth...deal with it!
~No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes
~A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand<------THIS 1 ROCKS:)
~Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
~Junk is something u've kept 4 years and throw away three weeks b4 u need it..(aww..that's right:( )
~There's always 1 more imbecile than u counted on
~By the time u can make the ends meet, they move the ends
~Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast 2 the real world
~Blessed r they who can laugh at themselves 4 they shall never cease 2 be amused
~Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables u recognize a mistake when u make it again.
~Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
Are you in LOVE?? Those are the ones for you!!!
^Love a beauty or leave it all
It doesn't mean to love a beautiful one, it means to love someone who's worthy of it..
^Too much cruelty blocks the way to love
^Everything is at the chemist's but the love-me-potion
^If u love a zombie, embrace her
Yea..first of all, if u love a zombie that means true love, besides, love is met by love!
^Ur love is the one u love, even if a bear!
^Love is a blind mirror
Strange is the way u think of urself when u lose that love!
^It's not a fly, it's a loaded heart
When u run after a fly, u don't think of course of killing it, it's just ur LOADED heart! That's like pouring ur anger onto someone else..
^Hearts with locked doors and hearts full of suffering that burns..
...Hearts Are Not Alike.........
I used to HATE 'Believe It Or Not', but I LOOOOVED those ones!! Tell me what you think!
*Pinnochio: Italian 4 pinhead!
*There're more plastic flamingoes in the U.S. than the real ones
*Apples r more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning!
*The only fifteen-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is (uncopyrightable)
*The sentence (the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog) uses every letter of alphabet
*It's estimated that millions of trees in the world were accidently planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them
*During ur life u'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants (and i'm weighing my food in grams.. no comment!)
*The state of Florida is greater than England
*The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old
*Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!!!
Ok, let's start by those ones...they're COOOOOL:)